Jay Pepper's Wazbone Print E-mail
Written by Jay Pepper   
Friday, 14 August 2009 00:44

Jay Pepper, guitarist with the legendary Tigertailz, throws the ladies a wazbone with his gig from hell.........
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"It's 1986 and Tigertailz are starting to get a buzz around our live shows.  We're taking any gig we can get at this time and travel to down to play Mr C's club in Poole Dorset.

Just to get us more noticed, the image of the band is becoming more extreme at this time and we've all decided to wear PVC trousers! Yes, I could actually fit into them back then.

As the PVC gear is so tight I decide not to wear any undergarments with mine - well no one wants a VPL do they, eh?   Well, the show kicks off and all is well, the place is rammed, punters are loving it and we're loving it. I'm particularly chuffed as I see three or four girls shuffling over to my side of the stage and smiling. This isn't common as I'm a minger and most of the girls always wanted to get close to Pepsi, so my side of the stage is normally deserted...

So, as I seem to have got my own fan club here, I'm getting more and more into the gig as we bang out the first few songs. And the girls in front of me are loving it - they even make other girls aware of this hot Axe Face Melter in his PVC trousers as more of them are coming to my side of the stage....I'm loving it by this point but get a bit bemused when I go to the front of the stage and put my foot up on the monitor as they all seem to take a step back and laugh. Oh well, I'm thinking, they're still loving me so I go for it a bit more, kicking, twirling, jumping etc, etc...

By now we're over half way through the show and me, Pepsi and Steevi walk off into the dressing room so Ace can do his drum solo - we're all so hot as the gig is bumping.

I take a drink from the fridge and turn to face Pepsi and Steevi who burst out laughing and point to my lower regions.....

It transpires that my cool PVC trousers have not only split in the crotch - but have split all the way down my leg - so my entire meat and two veg have been hanging down for the entire show so far... And we're not talking subtle here, this is as clear as you can imagine with my 'ÜBER RÖCK an Balls' on show to the world...

I spoke to some of the girls after the show and they said my trousers split in the first song and the old 'ÜBER RÖCK' was flying about all over the place...

Good job I've got a big ÜBER, I said - help yourselves ladies....   They turned around and went to talk to Pepsi..."