Ok, now I realise that you are probably expecting me to say one of our own but this is too good an opportunity to miss.

My friend Fred (Fred if you are reading this I apologise - forgive me) got me a ticket to see John Mayer. I went and it was pretty good. He then told me if I enjoyed that then I would like Jason Mraz so he got us tickets to see him in Brixton.

Now I'm a pretty open-minded guy when it comes to music - just today I was listening to everything from Suicide Silence to Julian Casablancas to Shakira. It took about two songs for me to realise that it was the most awkward night of my life. Rather than slate his music I'll just say that I was not a fan but the thousands of other people clearly were and were loving every second of it. I didn't have the heart to tell my friend so I played along and clapped and yelled "hey!" and all that shit. About half way through I went to the toilet and saw someone throw up into a urinal. I knew exactly how he felt.

I found a copy of one of his CD's recently and Chris and I shot it with an air rifle.

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